I think the world would be a much better place if all animals remained baby-sized. We would all still become fully developed adults - there would just be a lot more space for everything. And, there would be more food for our baby mouths and everyone would drive baby cars. Everything we made would be little - buildings, planes, prepackaged food. It would be great. You could fit a whole zoo in your backyard.
Plants would stay the same size. Trees would be crazy huge. Even a little shit tree would be like a redwood to us, and you could sit in a watermelon while you ate it.
The ocean might be a little bit of a bitch though (with big ass waves coming every five seconds), but I think we could overcome this by becoming better swimmers and using submarines more often.
All in all I'm really excited about the baby world.
Thursday, December 09, 2004
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