So Relax

You were not alive once
You will be dead forever
You are awake now and you dreamt last night

So Relax
Relax
Relax

They're all the same thing
Relax and don't complain

Crack a Toe'a

A list of lies;

1. Animals can sense tornadoes/earthquakes.
2. Staring at the sun makes you go blind.
3. Butter gets out grass stains.
4. Credit cards open locked doors.
5. The average newborn can hold his/her breath for over 4 minutes.
6. Native Americans walked backwards through snow to confuse buffalo.
7. Hotels change bedsheets daily.
8. Burnt food is carcinogenic.
9. Your brain fills in what your eyes can't see.
10. Success is the meaning of life.


Lies, all lies.

Re-up

Pathetic that I posted four times last year. Wow. Here's something to help put the edge back on:

1. Say there are two sets of two boulders; four boulders in total, all the same size (roughly 20'x20'x20'). Set A and Set B we'll call them. The two boulders in Set A sit relatively close to one another say seven feet apart. Same for Set B. The difference is that the gap between the two boulders in Set A is three feet deep and the gap between the two boulders in Set B is eighty feet deep. If there is no rain or wind or snow or sun in my eyes and I'm not being chased by a rhino or elephant or lion or tiger or a militia or a tribe blowing poisonous darts and I leap from one of the Set A boulders to the other, that's not really a big deal. It's a seven foot leap over a three foot deep hole. If, under the same non-adverse conditions, I perform a similar leap from one Set B boulder to the other, it's still not a big deal. It's a seven foot leap over an eighty foot deep hole. The point is it's not a risk either way if you know you can jump seven feet.