Thursday, December 09, 2004

I think the world would be a much better place if all animals remained baby-sized. We would all still become fully developed adults - there would just be a lot more space for everything. And, there would be more food for our baby mouths and everyone would drive baby cars. Everything we made would be little - buildings, planes, prepackaged food. It would be great. You could fit a whole zoo in your backyard.

Plants would stay the same size. Trees would be crazy huge. Even a little shit tree would be like a redwood to us, and you could sit in a watermelon while you ate it.

The ocean might be a little bit of a bitch though (with big ass waves coming every five seconds), but I think we could overcome this by becoming better swimmers and using submarines more often.

All in all I'm really excited about the baby world.

1 comment:

K said...

how small are you talking about here? because if we were TOO small, we'd be on equal footing as ants, and even though we're smarter, i think we'd be overcome by the efficiency and ferocity of their super societies. that'd be cool too... we'd have to ensure that our cities were barracaded against possible ant colony invasions.

yo, i might be stopping by this monday...