Ten days ago, I started thrusting wood for building wharves into the sand and mud benath the ocean. I then began to gather large numbers of different kinds of sea life around each piling: dolphins, octopuses, lobsters, sea turtles, sharks, squids, starfish, jelly fish, marlins, barracudas, tropical fish, crazy deep sea fish, all kinds of shit.

Now, my work is done. The park opens on Tuesday, July 26. Kids get half-off admission with an honor roll report card or an empty Coke can.